so me and my friends drive out to this secret spot over the
weekend. kinda far drive but if there was waves we would
score it but guess what? flatness so ontop of being
upset cause it's a far drive we decide we're gonna drive ba
ck to town and just surf some outer reef spot. on the way
back some donkey cuts us off (mind you that hana road is no
t a road to be driving all crazy). it's not too bad that t
hey passed us once but these guys drive us off the road, go
up the road a ways and then pulls on the side of the road
to smoke a joint and stare down all the cars he just ran of
f the road. so i'm kinda pissed but think "whatevers!" i
already know these guys are gonna come back and do it again
so i tell my friend to watch if he sees them coming and su
re enough they pull up fast again. he beeps the horn and t
ries to run us off the road again. we're on a 1 lane road
and i'm following 3 cars with 4 trucks in the oncoming lane
. so i think "fuck this guy" and i run him off the road be
fore he goes head on to the oncoming traffic. this guy doe
sn't even stop! he slams his breaks, hits the front of my
car and makes the oncoming truck slide out all without stop
ping. so somehow he manages to get in front of me so i y
ell to the truck in the front to stop so he can't pass. he
pulls back into the lane so i pull to the left side to blo
ck him in and slam on my breaks. the funniest thing was wh
en i looked over at this guy he tells me "WHAT?" so i get
pissed (i never get pissed), i get out and run to his car a
nd he's looking at me like "what are you gonna do?" know w
hat i did? i gave him the hardest open hand slap he ever g
ot in his life his 2 friends start amping in the car
so i step back and tell all of them 3 to come outside so i
could kick their asses but they all shut down. the guy st
arts dropping names like i should know who his family is bu
t face it, at this point i could give a fuck. so he tells
me "brah, my last name campos and i from keanae" and that p
isses me off. i can see dropping names to get out of a tic
ket but buddy, if you cannot fight your own battles for the
shit that you causing, shut the hell up. so i look at him
and i punch 'em! not hard but fast and well placed. i di
dn't want to knock him out in the middle of the road! now
his whole side of his face is all bus'. to make a long sto
ry short, this guy got slapped like he stole something and
then punched so i could wake his ass up. he could have kil
led somebody that day. he was all high on something and he
was drunk. i know he deserved what he got but for some re
ason i still feel bad. the story gets funnier but i think
this one is long enough...

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