Have you ever had a day where you wake up to the chirping o
f the birds and bee's, with a smile the size of macdonalds
supersize burgers plastered on your face, in case your thin
king this is one of those days, it isnt..
this morning i woke up half sleeping with the after effect
s of "one too many dops" and the only chirping was that of
my mother and the rottweiler across the road, i stumbled ou
t of my lair, and grudgily trotted up the stairs towards th
e only sane place i knew, the fridge. I was greeted by the
cold morning air and a great thump, which just happened to
be my mothers prize flower pot interacting with my left ind
ex toe, not to be discouraged i humbly strutted along and m
et my father in the corridor who hastly informed me that i
was writing an exam today, wonder upon wonders i had for on
ce studied for this maths exam, full of confidence i got dr
essed and nmbly leapt into the car to go to school, and on
arrivil realised that the exam i was wrighting was envirome
ntal studies and not maths. after two hours of torturous la
bour i retired home with one thought repeating itself in my
mind. "i wonder what the waves are doing" so off i set to
see what great adventure beset me, as i arrived at the bea
ch i suited up and took a ruuning skid into the water, only
to be briefly and passionately intrudeced to a very rodund
ant heavy fossi fuel, otherwise known as a log, now I am co
ncussed and cannot surf for tomorrow and the day after, the
only good thing about this is that i dont have to do schoo
l, oh, no nevermind, tomorrows weekend.

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