So we cruising on our way to movies,walking through the par
k and my 2 connections skeem they want a smoke so we go of
f into the bushes and i chill behind the cactus and talk sh
i t to them as they light up. all of a sardine my one mate
tu nes, 'aar shit' and he's looking towards the bushes.so i
lo ok out from the depths of the cactus and check three la
rge gentleman coming at a pace towards us. the 1 dude tunes
'ho ws a skyf bra' so im skeeming he just wants a cigarett
e whe n his mate whips out a knife thats LONG and so rusted
that Ghandi probably tucked this thing into his nappy whil
e he c ruised around India. now this is when im skeemi
ng we g onna get abducted and shipped off to some east asia
n countr y and end up being sex slaves for some rich homo!&
nbsp;he h olds the knife to us while his connections search
us for ou r shit! the guy finds my wallet,searches through
it and fin ds no money so he closes it up neatly and hands
it back to me with a toothless grin and tunes 'shot bra'.
they hook my connections fone and pack of durries and march
off. so we run down to the road and wave down a cop car,so
this cop ca r slows down and nearly stops and we tell them
we got mugge d so the cop raises his arms in the air and j
ust speeds up and drives away to catch the donut special be
fore it ends! Kief police force we have here in south af ri
ca! 'spose its better than being a sex slave though!

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