Its ten in the morning and I'm wasted. Whats worse is that
I'm wasted and i'm sitting at this computer. O where o whe
r
e did my surf go, huey took it like he took the snow. Damn

spring is so lame when nor-easters blow out my surf. fuck
t
hats it i'm getting some astro-turf. I'm going to start my

own mini golf course with cool themed holes like 'the axe
m
urderer' and 'Aunt lyn's funeral'. Then with all my rich s
p
oils I'll make a flow rider in my front yard so everyone c
a
n see me rippiing on it. Then when the local booger kooks
c
ome past and ask for a go 'cos the surf is lame' i'll be a
l
l like 'fuck off' as I bust another double backflip to 2 m
i
nute tube ride on my sweet flowrider.
I need surf...

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