So we parkin there in class, trying to do some work, when a lonely piece of ambitious bread comes soaring through the air towards our desk! It lands right in front of Genius just like that old Murphy chap reckons... On the buttered side. So unbeknown to Genius one side is smeared with peanut butter. So he picks up this slice in a confused state and starts wondering how everyone knows he's hungry and why people are chucking bread at him. He casually turns it over in his hands and thats when he spots the peanut butter! He absolutely shits himself blind and drops the bread with a startled cry! he just got a fright of the peanut butter! oh shit

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