Riding sweet a-frame barrels, sick pits, long walls, dumping shorey, hollow tubes and sometimes, your mom!

Two words: Cheech and Chong.

Ok, and NO FRIENDS!

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plus deep disco, freaky funk, raucous rock, heavy metal, smooth soul, hairy hip hop and ribald rap! Take that, Kenny G...

Atlas Shrugged and The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand. Old issues of Bodyboarding Magazine and the Collected Checkered Demon by S. Clay Wilson. My hero!

Tasty waves, large buds and good tunes. Getting my johnson jacked. Your mom, naked. Encouraging extreme funkiness. Getting it on. The smell of fresh panties. Love.

Cigarettes, ignorance, pollution and asshole surfers who think they own the freaking ocean!

I am the funkiest man that's ever grinded your mom. Funkier than your dad in a Superfly suit. My funky is so stinky that it smells sweet. I like being naked in moonlight, disco dancing in the restroom and firing it up, beeyatches! G-Nutz is all about partying, so get your freakin' swerve on and GET NUTZ! G-nutz.

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