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MEMBER SINCE: 07/30/2005
STAR SIGN: Cancer
LAST LOGIN: 03/17/2007 14:50:17
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Learning to kill (kung-fu), God, The Bible, Church, fighting, boogieboarding, trying to not drink, driving extremely fast. Superbrawl. Personal enlightenment making friends with "Dorks", I got your back Dork!

Dr. Strangelove, Anything Jason Norton makes, Getaway in Stockholm, Fear and Loathing, Kill Bill I, Donnie Darko, The Shining ( I manage a Hotel)

John Cash, Old ska/ reggae, Wagner, Strauss,
Tom Waits, Fortress, Skrewdriver, Chemical Brothers, Gorillaz, Radio Birdman, NO HIP HOP, R&B or RAP.

The Bible, Any H.S.T. publication, magazines, Mein Kampf, Thrumpomoto, Dr. Seuss,
Quantum Physics of Blackholes

08/05/2005 06:02:08
07/31/2005 23:52:00

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Scandanavia. light swithches, blonde hair blue eyes, health, God , Jesus, Holy Spirit, hauling ass, kicking ass, skimming on boogie-to spray chicks-to get in a fight. Eddie Solomon getting bj's by tron while I'm driving. Driving tourist boogieboarders.

Ethnic inferiority. FAt people. Fast food. The left. Whores. Shit that makes me go to hell. The law, cops, lawyers, judges, prosecuters, DA, jews. For guys: (or things that'll make me smack you) Jerseys, bandanas, piercings, steroids, attitude. For girls: Too much make-up, unoriginal style, "OC" attitude, any plastic surgery, lack of self respect, including letting yourself go physically, smoking.

I just quit drinking, thanks I've drank more than you ever will, just ask around. Went to jail, liked it. Angry that I boogieboarded my whole life and the sport gets no respect (that's gonna change soon). Found Jesus in jail, He said what's up comrade! I'm smart, good looking, have the speed of a mongoose and a rapists whit! jk : ) I get beat by girls at what ever I do. I'm not afraid to die so don't push it. Brian Pearson was my biggest influence in the sport, RIP bro! Apple sucks, but he can beat me up. Old school T-street vs. Old school Salt Creek, used to be a lot more tough; stabbings. Girls used to be better looking, no style these days, and they used to shwoop on boogie guys more than surfers I promise. Don't take shit from anyone, what is the worst that could happen, false crack? No biggie.


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03/20/2007 18:08:42
no but maybe on oahu


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