5. You seen the riot of "05"...ha h
a...

6. If, when you hear a bang, you sh
rug, go "Firecrackers again", and keep walking.
7. If, w
hen you hear people screaming, you run toward them.
8. I
f, when you hear people screaming, you walk away from them.

9. If you're getting used to pepper spray.
10. You
remember the mice of doom!

11 If you've let the smart kids che
at off your homework.
12. If you've been manhandled for
dress code.
13. If you've been hit in the head with choc
olate milk.
14. If you've been groped by someone else in
the hallway.

15. If you've been or seen a stampe
ed of underclassmen

16. YOu thought u were gonna get sh
ot by some nigga from lincoln a couple days after Sir Charl
es supposedly shot up that party, so u didnt come to school
that friday

17. u miss the vending machines and kno
we aint never gon get em back

18. U remember ms. en
gelhart's see through white dress

19. u threw a gato
rade just becuz u wanted to see what it would feel like to
participate in a food fight

20. u're feet were surro
unded by white mice on the day the seniors thought they wer
e sooooo cool bringin em for their senior prank

21.
u remember building 10

22. u ever thought about "doi
n it" in the many crevices in our BIG HUGE SCHOOL

23
. u wanted to kill "the guy" (no names) who fumbled the foo
tball at the desoto v. duncanville game b/cuz we had a chan
ce to beat em

24. u bet on the girls and boys basket
ball teams (05-06) b/c u knew they sucked and had no chance
of making it to state

25. You know people who've "done it
" in some of those crevices at our big huge high school

26. You know where the chocolate milk/gatorade stains on th
e ceiling of the cafeteria are
27. You know that the onl
y thing really worth eating in that cafeteria are the chees
e sticks from the pizza line nearest the windows
28. Gla
ss walls seem normal
29. You go to the same school for t
hree years and still haven't been in all the hallways
30
. You remember being able to go outside during lunch
31.
You remember hearing about people being shot at the footba
ll game
32. You know the real reason there aren't ever a
ny fire drills - or why they do it by section
33. Your t
eacher skipped a fire drill
34. You remember the guy who
was going to tear the money - and how some kids actually a
lmost climbed onstage trying to stop him
35. You skipped
the assemblies - with teacher approval
36. You remember
the roving pep rallies
37. You know the real reason the
re are no pep rallies

38. You've gone to the high school
for three years, studied the plans for the school, then wal
ked all of the hallways just because you could.
39. When
you stay seated during food fights and call the people who
started them fucking morons.
40. When you clean up the
mess made by fucking morons.

41. if you've been thru like 8 bomb
threats in 2 weeks "05"

42.If you are going or have gone to
duncanville highschool, the whole damn school is ghetto

43. If the kid next to you uses the
TI-83 calculator for anything and everything involving mat
h, including such problems as 2+2.
44. If you're the ki
d using the TI-83 calculator for anything and everything in
volving math.

45. If you're a member of this foru
m.

46.if you could buy shoes socks and
a jersey b4 1st block
47.if honey buns hot cheetos and
capri suns was you meal of choice
48.if you heard keys g
ingling and heels clacking you walked the other way< >/P

49. If you ever saw Ms. Judd in swe
ats.
50. If you work at Tom Thumb, or you can't go into
Tom Thumb without seeing someone you know from school at w
ork.
51. If you know that you can always get away with
being out of dress code, until you get to the teacher or ot
her person who doesn't let you get away with it.
52. If
you've gone a month without actually wearing your ID, and
haven't gotten caught

53. If you know what i mean when i
say "the restroom people skip in"
54. If you've ever bee
n to lunch 3 times a day.
55. If you know the dress code
tolerance levels of your teachers and administrators.
5
6. If within the 10min passing period, you can spot at leas
t 20 of your freinds in the PACKED hallways.
57. If a fi
ght everday, seems as normal as someone blinking.

58.if you have thrown a gatorade bo
ttle

59. If you have gone to Duncanville
...been moved or visted another school and think "Wow this
is TOO MANY white ppl"

60. If you have gone to Duncanville
, remember the ratio of races in the class and miss being p
ractically the ONLY white person in the class

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