You should start out dead and get it out o
f the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeli
ng better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy;
go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get
a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enoug
h to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're gener
ally promiscuous and you get ready for High School.< >/P

You go to primary school, you become a kid
, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby
, and then...

You spend your last 9 months floating peac
efully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating,
room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, y
ou finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.