Wat the Fu#K is wrong with stand up mother duckers!!!???? D
ecided to go for a chilled sunset surf on tuesday nite afta
work and waz confronted by 2 dicks who thought they were t
he shit!Wats dere problem anyway?Do they think they're king
of the ocean or Wat????Dis Turnin into a war EksE! Gonna S
tart RunniN These CooL BastarDs over!!!
If eva you guys are browsin the members an you come across
a rat, Be WARNED!!!! Steer Clear!!!! The man is dangerous!!
! His usual taktik iz invitin you ova for what he likes to
call a CHILLED braai, Then as quick as a bolt of lightning
your wakin up in some random bed, Naked, no idea ov how yo
u got der, wit ur head pundin like u got hit by a 10 ton tr
uck. Now there are two types of rat attack: there iz the on
e on one approach where dere is a 40% chance of gettin home
survival, Then There iz the Fatal approach, this often inc
ludes a fordy, a jock, a visser, a Dave an the infamous RAT
! -100% chance of makin it home!! Basically What im tryin t
o say iz........... I love that guy!!!!