Please God...let there be waves this weekend. Your servant
is desperate. Please let the waves be sweet and glassy and
please do not smote me, for I knowest thou can in the blink
est of an eye. Please keep thine sharks at bay...yea,
I say "thine" sharks for thou hast created them...I will tr
y not to question thine motives....Amen

Hey, found a
n officiant for our wedding. He's an old hippy from the six
ties as opposed to a younger hippy from the 70's. Ponytail
and all...Rev. John Healy from the Church of Brotherly Love
, or some such. Anyway he's cool and legal so I'm happy. If
I don't get in the water this weekend I'm going to go post
al.