well it all started friday nite when i thought i would go d
own 2 my local watering hole 4 a beer just a few cold 1's n
othing huge because my mate and i had arranged 2 hit it 4 t
he dawny on saturday morning well a few cold 1's turned int
o $200 and a pretty unflatterung entry throught the front d
oor @ 9 in the morning . straight 2 bed pissed as a fart pa
ssed out woke up @ 3 in the afternoon with a thumping heada
che and thought fuck it im going 4 a surf got my shit 2geth
er went 2 put it in the car and couldnt find my i thought i
might have left them in my pants nup not there fuck where
r they no sign of them shit then it hit me when i was buyin
this hotty a stolly i took them out of my pocket and put t
hem on the bar while i got some cash out and went back 2 la
yin down a bit of mojo on this hotty and that was the last
time i saw them no surf 4 me no lovin from the hotty either
fuck the whole weekend had just turned 2 shit . the moral
of this story is leave ur fucking keys @ home and just take
a house key .