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ot fuk ed up the weekend n went to Maccas n when i tried 2 order the meal my < >FONT ff00brain went crazy n i just started laughing, i lau
ghed for 5 fuken minutes while the chick at the counter was
tryi ng 2 understand me, the whole fuken shop was lookin a
t me n my mates were just standen there laughing at me, i f
inally sto ped n was leavin n 2 coppers
wal ked in, fuken lucky that didnt walk in 1 minute
b4, i dont think ill be going back there 4 a long time

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Went down at to the beach at 6, its 5 foot clean bu
t theres a massive rip and its breakin heaps far out.
I paddle out get caught in the fuken rip and get dragged do
w n twice so on my 3rd attempt out, i am almost out and thi
s fuken set comes 5 foot fuken heavy bankers, im all tired
an d shit from paddling so i get fuken belted by the 1st on
e, then the 2nd and its like a 10 wave set. By about the 5t
h i couldnt get up to the top and i couldnt sw im, fel t li
ke i was going 2 pass out, i thought it was the end of me,
in the end i just turned around and got washed in. After th
at i went a bit further down where it was easi er to get ou
t. Got out easy take of on this 5 foot barrel, then the fuc
ken lip fucken breaks on me and creases my fuke n board i n
ha lf. Wha t the fuc
k is with that shit.

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The banks were going off in the cyclone, 6 footers coming through suc
ken up heavy, acid droppin into
a sand pit gettin churned n held
down almost drownin, paddlin out n a f
ucken set comes cant get under cause its 1 foot deep
just getin belted by a wall of water now i have sand in my brai
n

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