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The surf was good today, 2 to 3 feet but real glassy and pe
rfect. I got some small tunnels before it got toatally mobb
ed by the stand up crew. I was unlocking my bike when this
guy asked me "Did you have fun?". "yes, yes I did. Its get
ting better but its so packed out there now." I replied. Su
ddenly his eyes turned a steele blue and a frown creased hi
s face. " We should killl them all, Kill them all that woul
d solve our problems" he said as I stood there looking blan
kly at him. "Yeah Kill them all and eat their kids" he mutt
ered as he walked down the track to the beach. The rusted l
ock on my bike came off and i rode off. He so crazy...

Its ten in the morning and I'm wasted. Whats worse is that
I'm wasted and i'm sitting at this computer. O where o whe
r
e did my surf go, huey took it like he took the snow. Damn

spring is so lame when nor-easters blow out my surf. fuck
t
hats it i'm getting some astro-turf. I'm going to start my

own mini golf course with cool themed holes like 'the axe
m
urderer' and 'Aunt lyn's funeral'. Then with all my rich s
p
oils I'll make a flow rider in my front yard so everyone c
a
n see me rippiing on it. Then when the local booger kooks
c
ome past and ask for a go 'cos the surf is lame' i'll be a
l
l like 'fuck off' as I bust another double backflip to 2 m
i
nute tube ride on my sweet flowrider.
I need surf...

There I was paddling for 30 minutes through the gigantuous
surf. my arms were aching and my knee was rashed to shit fr
om duckdiving so much. This was heavy shit but i knew it wo
uld be worth it to get some of those half foot blown out sh
orebreaks. Lucky for me laird hamilton was out doing tow in
s with Ross Clark Jones. He saw my eternal struggle with th
e mostous shorebreak and offered a lift and a tow into one
of the sets. I was reluctant at first cos i knew that by ta
king the lift the past hour of paddling would go to waste.
But I cant resist a good tow so I jumped on the back of the
wave runner and before long me and Laird has ditched ross
to hit the outer banks which were maxin at 2 foot. He wippe
d me onto a mass on that looked to close out so using my su
perior rail power I drove a super arc and smoothly glided o
ff the lip into the largest air forward to ever be pulled.
Laird was so impressed he gave me his american express card
. Thats my tow in tale.

So i saw her, yeah I saw her and the lights were bright. Ye
ah it was disco.
So I saw her and we looked at each other, we danced on tab
les. I knew i would do her right, yeah do her all night, I
knew I would do her right but it turned to shite! The dico
turned to paintball and smoke machine into dust gathering o
n my gogles. The pain as a paintball hits my neck. Back 5 p
aces, next time I'll do it right. Oh yeah, my disco girl.

I'm gunna make a movie about frisbee ninja's who are kind o
f like modern day ninja's but use frisbee's instead of ninj
a stars. Whooo its going to be sick. They'll be throwing fr
isbee's a peoples windpipes and disarming bad guys with sup
er accuracy. it'll be filmed in the real world with real pe
ople being hit by real frisbee's. Ninja.